I’ve given this a lot of thought, and here’s the conclusion I came to: Spain can go fuck itself.
Maybe it’s a cool country now with a bunch of sweet solar power technology, but historically Spain has been controlled by a bunch of fucking cunts. Here’s a sample of the role of Spain in history:
- Ferdinand and Isabella fund Christopher Columbus’ expedition to find a trade route to Asia, despite the warnings of almost every scientist in Europe that his plan is fucking insane and that all the sailors will starve to death because it’s insanely fucking far from Spain to Asia. Here’s about how far it is, reader: Imagine you have to take a boat the entire lengths of the Atlantic and Pacific Oceans combined, plus the width of North America. Yeah – scientists back in the day actually knew how damn far it was. Spain becomes a world power because Columbus’ lucky ass finds America, and they exploit all the lovely native peoples and natural resources found here.
- Spain decides it’s sick of England’s shit and sends an armada to defeat them. The mightiest sea force the world had ever seen loses battles to English ships, and later to those rocks off the coast of Ireland that came out of nowhere and brutally attacked.
- Spain declares war on France in 1793. They lose, and France controls their country until Napoleon is removed from power. Conclusion here: Spain’s a bunch of dumb retards.
- The 20th century: Spain remains neutral in World Wars 1 and 2, and even gives some support to the Nazis. Then, their country is controlled by a dictator until 1975. Fuck you, Spain. Western Europe was all about the democracy and you were being a bunch of fucking bitches.
There we are. That’s scientific proof that Spain fucking sucks. So if anyone asks you what’s your least favorite country in the world, you know what to say.
What? They got some genocide going on there. That shit’s serious.