Look, I totally get wanting to have multiple hot young girlfriends. Really, I do. It’s a dream that many of us share.
But if you’re going to do that, if you already have that sweet gig going, why would you only date girls who all look the exact same? I mean, we all love dumb blondes with big tits, but come on. Why even have more than one of them? Why not go for a redhead or an Asian girl or something? Hugh, you’re a white guy. You love Asian girls. That’s just a scientific fact.
Here’s what this is like to me: Maybe one day when you were a kid, your parents said “You can have three desserts!” Yay! Three desserts! Delightful!
So the first one you choose is strawberry ice cream. Who doesn’t love strawberry ice cream? There you go, option number one! What a great pick.
Then, looking at the rest of your options, at cakes and pies and cookies and anything you want, you say, “You know, I want another scoop of strawberry ice cream.”
What the hell are you doing, kid? This makes no sense. You can eat anything you want. Why are you going for the same thing? You better pick a better third dessert.
But you don’t, of course. You pick a third scoop of strawberry ice cream.
You could have carrot cake or pumpkin pie or a fruit tart or chocolate mousse or something, Hugh. You don’t have to eat only strawberry ice cream.
